Author | Topic | AXEMAN2415 Guitar Weenie
USA 740 Posts | Posted - 20 Dec 2006 : 22:42:25
| You can Dance The Night Away with some Beautiful Girls all along the Mean Steet, and still be an Atomic Punk! Yet, even though you're Naturally Wired, if you can find some Women In Love, you will be able to play your Little Guitars for them. I don't want to Hear About It Later, though, so Don't Tell Me your Secrets.
How's that,Anon? | "C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!" | |
| Shredhead Junior Member
Australia 322 Posts | Posted - 21 Dec 2006 : 06:44:14
| Can anyone play ? I too was once running with the devil , on those hot summer nights wanting the best of both worlds , dancin in the streets , lucky not to be found DOA ,I was told by the barkeeper to 'take your whiskey home' , all the while though ,I could hear little guitars playing a simple ryhme , until one night , like an eruption , the Holy Spirit filled me , 'Lord' I said , 'I can feel your love tonight'. | but some of you need to be awakened and slapped silly - William D Rauser | |
| AnonJr Absent-minded Webmaster
USA 621 Posts | Posted - 21 Dec 2006 : 09:44:43
| quote: Originally posted by AXEMAN2415 You can Dance The Night Away with some Beautiful Girls all along the Mean Steet, and still be an Atomic Punk! Yet, even though you're Naturally Wired, if you can find some Women In Love, you will be able to play your Little Guitars for them. I don't want to Hear About It Later, though, so Don't Tell Me your Secrets.
How's that,Anon?
I'm sorry. You're no good. I'll have a more thorough reply when I get home.
And Shreadhead, that was hilarious. | There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers | |
| AXEMAN2415 Guitar Weenie
USA 740 Posts | Posted - 21 Dec 2006 : 14:57:32
| Shred, I tip my hat to you!
I guess you were doing the Sinner's Swing until you met Jesus, then you said "So This Is Love!" Then you took a stroll, one Sunday Afternoon In The Park, and realized that you had been Unchained from your sins. You realized that you were no longer one of the Fools that spent time watching Dirty Movies, so you began to tell the world that the time of salvation was Right Now. You said to the Lord, "I Can't Stop Loving You", but I'm still a Humans Being. You tried to witness until you were Black And Blue, but you discovered that not Everybody Wants Some. People told you this was a figment of your Dreams, but you told them they had better Jump before they Can't Get This Stuff No More.... | "C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!" | |
| AnonJr Absent-minded Webmaster
USA 621 Posts | Posted - 21 Dec 2006 : 21:08:44
| Will, you've got a point there.... more like 3 points ahhh hahahaha.
... ya know, it seems like you just Can't Get This Stuff No More... | There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers | |
| Shredhead Junior Member
Australia 322 Posts | Posted - 22 Dec 2006 : 02:16:25
| Thankyou big bad Bill......or is that sweet William now ? Yes , you could say my behaviour used to light up the sky , to the point of often hearing 5150 from the rear of a police vehicle .Were it not for capital punishment being abolished down here , I'm sure I would've done the sinners swing from the gallows pole { oops ,sorry , wrong band } . Tired of hearing " you're no good " from my father & "get up for breakfast" from my mother , I believe it was 1984 on a flight from Panama { incidentally , the in-flight movie was Tora Tora Tora , my fav WW2 movie }, I met a man who's business card read Top Jimmy from House of Pain Chiropractic Services ,a Spanish guy who was pretty fly......one might even say { wait for it ! } a Spanish fly guy , who , though I was black & blue , left me feeling on top of the world . When I told him of all the beautiful girls , & asked him ' why can't this be love , because it feels so good ?" , he said ' you ain't talkin bout love ' , to which I replied 'you really got me there ' .I was finally learning to see that , when it's love , dreams really can come true . All my parents could say was , 'it's about time ' .My mum was good though , made poundcake & everything to celebrate . Anyway guys , until next time , happy trails . | but some of you need to be awakened and slapped silly - William D Rauser | Edited by - Shredhead on 22 Dec 2006 03:04:41 | |
| AXEMAN2415 Guitar Weenie
USA 740 Posts | Posted - 22 Dec 2006 : 23:17:13
| Y'know...I'm beginning to understand why David Lee Roth left....
Guess he was a Shy Boy..... | "C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!" | |
| Topic | |
|