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AnonJr
Absent-minded Webmaster

USA
621 Posts

Posted - 21 Mar 2007 :  21:44:58 Show Profile
Here's some of the great lies of the music business. Feel free to add your own, just keep it clean....
  • Your check's in the mail

  • We can fix it in the mix

  • The show starts at 8

  • My agent will take care of it

  • I'm sure it will work

  • It sounds in tune to me

  • Sure, it sounds fine in the back of the hall

  • I know your mic is on

  • I checked it myself

  • Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo

  • The stage mix sounds just like the house mix

  • The club will provide the monitors

  • The club will provide the PA and lights

  • We'll have it ready by tonight

  • It's on the truck

  • The place was packed

  • Someone will be there early to let you in

  • The band drinks for free

  • We'll have flyers printed tomorrow

  • There'll be lots of roadies when you get there

  • You'll have plenty of time for soundcheck
Enjoy!
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers

AXEMAN2415
Guitar Weenie

USA
740 Posts

Posted - 22 Mar 2007 :  21:37:17 Show Profile
How about, "Sure, our circuits can handle the load!"
"C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!"
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AnonJr
Absent-minded Webmaster

USA
621 Posts

Posted - 23 Mar 2007 :  13:19:59 Show Profile
Gee... don't know what you could be referring to....
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers
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